DTF

Down to fortnite

"Bro, are you DTF?"
"Sure bro"

by Yeetskert June 12, 2019

DTF

stands for darn tootin’ fun

“I am darn tootin’ fun. DTF. Seeks same. I’m Dicing.” -Jess, New Girl 2014

by i’m dead inside September 16, 2019

dtf

Destroy the Fey, a very popular forum gam- OH WHO AM I KIDDING IT WAS A FAILURE, I AM A FAILURE!

Eyy girl you dtf? The steel guardian fight was great!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaC March 21, 2018

dtf

dtf is an abbreviation for "dudes tickle fungus" implying that individuals of the male sex indulge in pre miscues activities with mushrooms and such.

Sally:OMG I CANT BELIVE DAVE DUMPED YOU SUSIE,I
IM SO SORRY
Susie:well, you know what they say about guys and their truffles...dtf.

by Trapsarenice May 18, 2018

dtf

A moment when one realizes that Donald Trump is actually the President and suddenly a gloomy cloud appears over your entire world view.

Bob: I couldn't get any sleep last night.
Jane: Why not?
Bob: DTF.

by benknight May 24, 2018

dtf

draining the fat

are you dtf?? we should do it together

by marxste January 2, 2018

dtf

the wrong way of saying d2f

Me: A hot girl wants to fuck.
Friend: She's not dtf, she's d2f!

by d2f October 4, 2017