doodie bubbles

Flatus let loose from the anus

"Remember the time you put your finga where da sun don't shine to let out my doodie bubbles nika"

by james brown doe July 21, 2006

Doodie Fuck

When a female lays on her back on a bed with her legs open and someone (the man or someone else) defecates a massive pile of feces between the woman's legs. Then the man proceeds to smack the pile of doodie with he erect penis, ebventually flinging pieces of it in all directions. Failure to wash up afterwards can result in Doodie Dick (see definition).

Man Jocelyn is so hot I wanna Doodie Fuck her all night long.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

Doodie Snacks

After you take a big dirty cunt dump from a evening of eating burritoes, pizza and pussy you look at your poop and you figure out what snacks are inside. Such as: Doritos, Gummy Bears, Cum, Finger Nails, Your dads chubby and maybe a tickled pickle.

Hey Bobby Sue, you fucking fag, I took a fucking shit. And then I took a picture of it so we can sit back, smoke some nugget and try to pick out the doodie snacks. Did you take pictures of your doodie snacks?

by DirtyEnglishCunt March 25, 2009

Howdy Doody

A Howdy Doody is a wooden puppet that Jesse wishes he was.

"You're no fucking Howdy Doody."

by m4st3rd0n November 10, 2003

doody snax

An edible substance that can be used to act as a snack and then later pooped out.

Hey man can I have some of your doody snax.
I haven't eaten all bloody day.

by ralph pocker February 4, 2009

doody doo

It's when you take a doody in your hand and then put it on your butt

I just doody dooed

by manmanfishscales December 28, 2013

doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

by sam December 22, 2004