Dumbass disease

When a person is dumb and fail a lot of things, they have dumbass disease

Son: I failed again
Dad: that’s your 7th time you failed, you must have dumbass disease

by Twiggy on urban December 24, 2019

bitch disease

Bitch disease is when a girl (most of the time white) is extremely rude to someone and then that person becomes a bitch to other people.

Damn, my girl got bitch disease and she can't even say thank you

by Tshdndixn May 22, 2017

IPNB disease

IPNB disease (short for I Pull No Bitches disease

Sam: hey are you gay or do you have the IPNB disease?

John: what’s the IPNB disease

Sam : The I pull no bitches disease

John: Are you serious

by lotuscereal March 4, 2022

Tiktok Disease

Otherwise known as Tiktok Chlamydia, this disease is easily spread, infecting both men and women. With the power of just one 5-second clip, Tiktok has the capabilities of making millions follow, "The new trend"
Trends can vary from dumb lip syncs, dances, or literally nothing in some cases, all the way to absolute stupidity or fatal suicides.

Tiktok disease infects as many as 1 people a day, and some cases have lead to self suicide, because some people are so fucking desperate for views

by Mr. Rowlet August 7, 2021

Munchcouchin's disease

When one is stuck in the mode of being on the couch watching tv and eating ,even when not at home.

Sorry I'm not worth a grap today guys I'm still suffering from this weekend's Munchcouchin's disease I had going watching the Super Bowl.

by leonidas36 March 20, 2011

Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.

That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.

by Burnerjack August 1, 2016

skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.

1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.

by ericarnett February 16, 2009