Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.

That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.

by Burnerjack August 01, 2016

IPNB disease

IPNB disease (short for I Pull No Bitches disease

Sam: hey are you gay or do you have the IPNB disease?

John: what’s the IPNB disease

Sam : The I pull no bitches disease

John: Are you serious

by lotuscereal March 05, 2022

Dumbass disease

When a person is dumb and fail a lot of things, they have dumbass disease

Son: I failed again
Dad: that’s your 7th time you failed, you must have dumbass disease

by Twiggy on urban December 25, 2019

Hard Disease

A very aggressive disease that affects a male victim which makes them very aggressive and try and act hard in front of the opposite sex, often by: punching or hurling verbal abuse at his mates. The affected male usually rims the female.

Tom: "Did you hear Harry has hard disease?"
Cam: "Yeah I heard its a shame"
Tom: "Yeah I know"

by General Medical CouncilL January 09, 2019

Fuckinson's Disease

The temporary twitching and quivering in the legs and/or body after a mind altering orgasm.

I came so hard he gave me Fuckinson's Disease in my thighs for an hour!

by betakharatang January 21, 2012

antonio disease

Antonio disease is a rare disease when the person twitches every time they move, or when the person dances they have a little seizure when doing the dance move 'reverse'.

Mateo Bowles (Famous Dancer) has Antonio disease

by UKTing November 05, 2017

Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"

by G.Funk January 29, 2010