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Hard Disease

A very aggressive disease that affects a male victim which makes them very aggressive and try and act hard in front of the opposite sex, often by: punching or hurling verbal abuse at his mates. The affected male usually rims the female.
Tom: "Did you hear Harry has hard disease?"
Cam: "Yeah I heard its a shame"
Tom: "Yeah I know"
by General Medical CouncilL January 9, 2019
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american disease

when you suffer from american disease it means you are dumb
person: i have american disease

person2: whats that ?
person: it means im dumb
by xellqee January 12, 2021
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Tiktok Disease

Otherwise known as Tiktok Chlamydia, this disease is easily spread, infecting both men and women. With the power of just one 5-second clip, Tiktok has the capabilities of making millions follow, "The new trend"
Trends can vary from dumb lip syncs, dances, or literally nothing in some cases, all the way to absolute stupidity or fatal suicides.
Tiktok disease infects as many as 1 people a day, and some cases have lead to self suicide, because some people are so fucking desperate for views
by Mr. Rowlet August 7, 2021
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Munchcouchin's disease

When one is stuck in the mode of being on the couch watching tv and eating ,even when not at home.
Sorry I'm not worth a grap today guys I'm still suffering from this weekend's Munchcouchin's disease I had going watching the Super Bowl.
by leonidas36 March 20, 2011
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Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.
That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.
by Burnerjack August 1, 2016
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skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
by ericarnett February 16, 2009
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barrett disease

When you texting a lot with a guy or girl except it feels a bit sketchy and awkward in person and you don’t know if you like them or not
Man, Liz and Joe have such bad Barrett disease right now! I hope they make it as a couple together!
by Apersoncontributingtosociety October 16, 2017
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