Dirty Bryson

The act of attempting to explain real estate to your partner while having sexual relations just to realize there's no one there.

My dude bragging about his night out but all he did was a dirty Bryson.

by CashFlow01 July 17, 2021

Dirty Pulloff

Disgusting variation of the regular pulloff, aka toss, wank, jerk, etc., but involving dirty hands. Usually, but not always, done to an unsuspecting victim.

Craig got way too drunk on a Sunday morning drinking bottomless mimosas. He was horny, but his girlfriend Kristine wouldn't let him fuck her and kicked him out of the house. He passed out in the local park and woke up with his pants undone getting a a dirty pulloff from some homeless man.

by prawncutlet August 25, 2017

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.

Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

by boxandthefuzz May 7, 2017

Dirty Swiffer

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

Dirty grace

someone who screams daddy in a park in the middle of the night thinking that no one would hear them

Jordan: Did you hear what machelle did
Sophie: Yeah she is such a dirty grace

by Emmily wilsonel November 8, 2021

Dirty Mendez

A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.

Pulled a Dirty Mendez on Jenny the other night, pulled it around for a Victory Royale too!

by Zandzz June 29, 2020

dirty miroslav

Dirty Miroslav is where a big booty bitch sits on ones face and then proceeds to suck his dick while miroslav dabs

Wow you’re such a dirty miroslav

by Swaglord69696969 January 20, 2019