National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by CumJuggler3000 September 25, 2019
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Touch a boy dick day

go up to a boy in touch his dick cause its National touch a boy dick day
by Jaybird the goat October 22, 2019
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Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick
by gayfigger November 21, 2022
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A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.
Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.
by "Underpants kid" April 10, 2020
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National grab dick day

A day wher it is completely fine to grab a mans dick
Qui qui grabbed the most dick on National grab dick day
by Pull-up nibbbaa boy April 12, 2018
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National grab a dick day

April 20th , everyone needs to grab a dick it doesn’t matter if it’s a girl’s or guy’s dick you can grab a dick and maybe even give it a good handjob, no punching the dick and you can’t say anything when someone gives you a hand job
is today National grab a dick day?
by Katy Hinson April 12, 2019
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