How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.
"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."
by Loafofstalebread June 30, 2024
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DIB DAB

When a woman performs oral sex on a male who has dabbed their penis in cocaine (or any other white power substance) beforehand
Went to a party last week.. met some bird.. she gave me a dib dab
by Deggy November 04, 2020
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Dib-dab

When a homosexual alternates their thumbs between a partners anus and their own mouth. To correctly dib-dab one must alternate once the flavour has been consumed entirely off of the thumb before switching back to the anus.
Will had to brush his teeth because he was dib-dabbing with George.

J- ‘How was you night with George last night?’

W-‘I had a great last night dib-dabbing until I had a pube stuck between my teeth’
by Jalexie x June 22, 2021
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dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.
Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.
by isntit November 21, 2011
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Sherbet Dib Dab

Dipping your balls in a dead persons ashes.
Lol I jus sherbet Dib dabbed Ben's gran
by SATNERP October 30, 2020
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By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute
by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022
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Ringtone Dibs

When one roommate claims a specific ringtone and forbids other roommates from using that same ringtone.
"It sucks because I just got a new iPhone and my roommate has ringtone dibs on the only hip ringtone>'
by mesaratsrule December 29, 2009
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