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By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute
by law of dibs the phone is mine.
by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022
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dibs

Extremely powerful word which can make people fall down on their knees for you works ever time
by lucas is cool trust me February 16, 2022
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foreign dibs

foreign countries knowing about another country’s whereabouts because they have more people working on intelligence computers than us.
The foreign dibs left the superpower without an advantage in their economy.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018
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fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.
Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
by emalonez June 15, 2018
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Shnib-Dib

can i get a Shnib-Dib of that pizza?
by SkeezinRoundTown December 16, 2005
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Cornish Dib-Dab

When you stick your dick in your sisters pussy to get it wet, so you can roll it in your nans ashes for her to suck off.
She let me give her a Cornish Dib-Dab last night
by Cornish Lover September 7, 2022
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Dibs

with dibs you can reserve/own things

the first person to call „dibs“ has all the rights. no lawyer can change that.
you can only „dib“ single things.

you can‘t call dibs on all the cokes in the world.

calling dibs on people has some special rules.

you are only allowed to call dibs on 5 persons per evening. these dibs count for 1 evening from mo - thu and from friday on these dibs count until sunday evening.

every person has 5 so called „dibs for life“
when you dib a girl or a boy for life your homies are never in their whole life allowed to have this person.

every person has 2 so called „undips“.
undips are making this person „not dib-able“ for lifetime. you can only undib persons that are not currently dibbed.

also and finally:
when sparks are already flying or your homie has something with a person you are not allowed to call dibs nor dibs for life. but you obv. wouldn‘t do that anyways right?

dibs always have to be called mouth to mouth. texting „dibs“ doesn‘t count except you can watch yourself in the eyes while texting dibs.
A: yooo, i call dibs on her
B: you can‘t, C already has dibs for life on her
C: thats right lol
A: ha, seems like you have no dibs for life left then.
by Prof. Doc Dibs September 25, 2023
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