desert dick

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years

by captain love April 1, 2009

Combing The Desert

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.

"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."

by Trauwyn June 10, 2005

desert eagle

Any artillery piece of a size suitable for holding and firing with one hand. Originally referred to a gas-operated pistol marketed by Magnum Research and made by Israel Military Industries, the term is now applied by the general gun-ignorant public to any really mean and scary looking pistol.

That frigging Desert Eagle could knock down a 747 from two miles away.

by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004

devereaux

A beautiful girl that wears glasses. She loves too much and can't control her heart. She is quite and can get stressed easily. She is always honest and never betrays anyone. She is truly talented.

Person 1: Have you met Devereaux?
Person 2: No but I've heard she is awesome!

by DoTheThingZhuLi April 15, 2016

desert crabs

Pubic crabs living on shaved skin

My, what a large infestation of desert crabs you have!

by Anthony Michaels July 14, 2006

Desert Fury

When you nut in a girl's face and then hit her with a handfull of sand.

So the chick got saltly about the nut so I hit her with the Desert Fury and now her eyes are shut.

by That Pizope. October 28, 2008

Desert Lights

A story told in the Australian outback to mislead tourists and gullible fools into believing the desert has atmospheric phenomenon similar to the higher latitude Aurora Borealis and Aurora Australis occurring close to earths magnetic poles. Usually followed by an elaborate story of how they saw them once and if you are lucky and vigilant in observation you may be witness them also.

"Fuck off John, how stupid do you think we are? The desert lights are about as real as your supermodel girlfriend no one has ever met or seen. We don't have time for your bullshit stories today."

by Jay2367 May 10, 2019