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December 25th

People who are born on December 25th are literally the coolest people ever. They are so fucking pretty and are so good at sex. If you are considering dating or being friends with a person born on December 25th DEFINITELY DO IT even though they are so cool and deserve better than you its ok they are humble people.
" I think I'm gonna ask this girl out." "what's her birthday?" "December 25th" "HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU HAVE TO MARRY HER RIGHT NOW"
by stacyybitcy August 4, 2020
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dead dick december

After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.
Man I don’t think my meat can take dead dick December any more I’m about to pass out
by Yuhguyty November 14, 2017
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December 7th

Only got,sexy,cute,funny,nice and loving people are born on December 7th
Angels are born on December 7th
by Roligt om ngn vet vem ja är October 14, 2019
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December 22

Charlie: Hey it’s December 22
Elizabeth: And?
Charlie: It’s National Ask Your Crush Out Day. Wanna go out?
by zaniel serron November 18, 2019
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December 4

beautiful people with the brightest smiles are born on this day. However the brightest smiles contain the most sadness.
Jin had always felt so much sadness towards that subject and didn’t want anyone to feel the same way so he tried his best to make everyone laugh and smile. This was due to the fact that he was born on December 4th
by jyptrash October 15, 2019
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December 17

Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why??
Girl: because it’s December 17
by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeetusthosefetuses December 13, 2019
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December 8

December 8- National couples I love you day, tell your bf or gf that you love them and why
"Babe it's December 8th and now I gotta tell you that I love you and I love you because you make me feel special and your the best person ever"
by YKTMFV December 7, 2019
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