To masterbate while releiving oneself of feceal matter.
"guys i was taking a shit and got kinda turned on so i bashed one out at the same time...god i love a darth maul!"
by eddyg November 16, 2007
when a man inserts his cranium into a females joker lips and breathes out the vag and it sounds like darth vader
person 1: why the fuck is your head coverd in blood and smells like fish
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.
by ur moms v February 21, 2012
Tooky: Hey Joe. why are you so sad, did your harley polish run out?
Joe: Hell no look at my roof i got coons
Tooky: Oh man you hang in there Joe you're a good person things will work out.
Tooky to her father: God Joe is such a Darth Raccoon.
Joe: Hell no look at my roof i got coons
Tooky: Oh man you hang in there Joe you're a good person things will work out.
Tooky to her father: God Joe is such a Darth Raccoon.
by Tooky's father November 18, 2009
To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.
Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.
by DonkeyShlong January 16, 2010
Person 1: What is that, gale force winds out there?
Person 2: Nah dude, Señor Owen is behind you.
Person 1: Goddamn he sounds like Darth Vader.
Person 2: Now do you see why we call him Darth Breather.
Person 2: Nah dude, Señor Owen is behind you.
Person 1: Goddamn he sounds like Darth Vader.
Person 2: Now do you see why we call him Darth Breather.
by Nanna13 November 19, 2009
by foshizzle May 21, 2003
A respected user on GameFaqs who is well-known for quitting Star Wars Galaxies for a month, and then re-subscribing. Darth Farkus is usually assaulted by Hard Boiled or CodeSamurai. CodeSamurai no longer harrasses Farkus because he made a bet with Darth Farkus' friend DarkKnight to leave the GameFaqs message board. Darth Farkus enjoys Fox News and Indie bands such as Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal Service.
by Yori Kon'zomi July 13, 2006