Darby's Law

An internet law similar to Godwin's Law, which originated in a myspace political group when people couldn't stop derailing threads. It postulates: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of weight or body image being discussed approaches one."

I was just trying to make a point about the difficulties women would face in the military, and all of a sudden someone starts bitching about how larger women aren't accepted in society. Darby's Law strikes again.

by TokenLiberal December 10, 2008

darbles

A freshman perverted to the dark side by college.

Morphs from braddles using dota and teh interwebs.

"Darbles, I am your father"
"Noooooooo"

"Darbles, just stand in the corner and don't die"

by GPhotographor October 7, 2008

darbygasm

An orgasm that creeps up on because you are having sexual feeling for an ex.

"I just had a nasty darbygasm, it felt like jeff was pinching my nips and rubbing my thighs back in 86!"

by Shabbyshark October 8, 2015

darbygasm

An orgasm that creeps up on because you are having sexual feeling for an ex.

"I just had a nasty darbygasm, it felt like jeff was pinching my nips and rubbing my thighs back in 86!"

by Shabbyshark October 8, 2015

Darby Drew

An amazing girl, who has too much on her mind and can't say anything. She struggles to not be depressed. She looks like a happy person but really she's slowly melting away. She's a force of nature. She doesn't know when everything will be ok. The good thing is, the thing she loves most, relieves stress. If you every get her as a girlfriend, listen to her and let her vent.

1- man she's really pretty and nice
2- she's actually sad a lot
1- she must be a Darby Drew.

by Dancergirlabc October 23, 2016

darby hug

Smacking someone in the back of the head and calling them an idiot.

My kid stole a bike and got caught. I gave him a Darby hug to make myself feel better about my parenting.

by Dbossman December 31, 2016

Darbersnuckle

Verb; to disgust greatly, possibly even to a comic extent. Like if you left a bottle of milk on the sidewalk in august in equatorial Mexico and then told your buddy to sniff it. About like that

Friend 1: hey man, did you try those fries I made?
Friend 2: Oh dude, they darbersnuckled me so fucking bad, did you fry them in sewage?
Friend 1: *laughs for a moment before getting punched in the face*

by Baricudaprime May 27, 2017