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Danish brunsviger

When you shit in your partners face while ejaculating
Why is your face brown?

Tim gave me the sickest danish brunsviger in the bathroom
by Danish brunsviger lover February 7, 2022
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danish priest

A man who is unable to get a girlfriend
by HuaghHuaghHuagh October 1, 2015
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Foreign Danish

When a man licks another man's creampie.
The cuckold enjoyed a foreign danish from his wife
by LarryMcgoqerotz October 13, 2021
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Danish Blowjob

A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.
My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!
by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016
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Danish Donut

A group of three or more people in an anal fisting train while listening to the soundtrack of Call Me by Your Name.
He’s not gonna make it into work today. He was at the hostel last night having a danish donut with his friends.
by Donutoperator August 2, 2021
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Cherry Danish

When a women is menstruating and a man ejaculates on her vagina and then licks it up.
I love the taste of my wife’s cherry danish.
by I love sailors March 9, 2023
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danish croquette

When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.
Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.
by GekkieNietGekkie May 31, 2019
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