Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022
Get the Danish Mustachemug. A group of three or more people in an anal fisting train while listening to the soundtrack of Call Me by Your Name.
He’s not gonna make it into work today. He was at the hostel last night having a danish donut with his friends.
by Donutoperator August 2, 2021
Get the Danish Donutmug. When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.
Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.
by GekkieNietGekkie May 31, 2019
Get the danish croquettemug. by I love sailors March 9, 2023
Get the Cherry Danishmug. A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.
by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018
Get the Danish Handjobmug. Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.
by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019
Get the Danish Deucemug. The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.
by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023
Get the Danish Fletchingmug.