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Jimmy Darling

Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.
"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!
by americanhorrorstorybarbie July 29, 2021
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Shigarakis.darling

She is so sweet! She's the best big sister ever and I love her so so much!!!!!! And she listens to me when I talk about my interests.

She always posts sad videos when I go to sleep
"Wake up!!! Shigarakis.darling posted again!!! "
"Is it another sad video? :("
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Diddy dadiling

It means to not know much about the topic so you start beating your meat
Octave did not know about gay furry porn so he started diddy dadiling
by Cunbigger May 31, 2023
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Meggie/Megan/Darling

he is a beautiful person who'll you unconditionally. She'll break someone's knees for you! She's the girl you think about all the time. You'll envie her for the rest of your life becaus she is so talented! You wish you could be with her every second of every day and when you're apart you think of her. She makes your heart flutter and gives you shortness of breath. You only wish that you could give back the same love she give to you
She has such passion for the things she loves and when She goes on a tangent about something that doesn't really matter to you she somehow pulls your interest. She has a very good heart so whenever you're down she'll pick you back up again. She has the most beautiful eyes that you could just get lost in they are so full of love. She is so beautiful and you could just sit and look at her no words needed but her voice is so lovely that you want to hear it. Her voice is such a sound and when she starts talking it's always something interesting, even when it's not you could just listen to her talk for hours on end! You'll never get tired of her and even if you do you know you can't live without her. She'll be such a big part of your life, such a big part. She will tell you "I love you" before you go to sleep and you can help but say it back to her because she's so wonderful
She's a rare gift that should be treasured by each and every person who meets her. You'll love her with all your heart because she's yours! she will love you forever and alway
Yassss it's Meggie/Megan/Darling!!

Meggie/Megan/Darling will break you if you hurt her friends
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he.drinks.tea.darling

he.drinks.tea.darling is the best mutual and the best mom in this galaxy i love her 3000
no way dude you’re he.drinks.tea.darling‘s son? That’s so cool

he.drinks.tea.darling is such a fan of Tom Holland i think she’s obsessed
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Break My Fingers, Darling

Its meaning is self explanatory. It can be used in 3 situations:
Either
1 - Never
2 - Always
3 - When you want your darling to break your fingers
1950's Man - "Break My Fingers, Darling!"
1950's Housewife - Okay
1950's Man's fingers get broken
by Toni Bobbins August 12, 2023
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Benjamin Darling, the TRUTH

1. Benjamin Darling NEVER lived on Malaga Island.
2. He purchase Horse Island with his own money.
3. "Maroon Societry" was meant to be a racial slur by the white mainlanders.
4. Only one family was taken from the island.
5. Absolutely NOBODY was killed.
6. NONE were slaves or ever had been.
7. It has been proven the Benjamin Darling was not the son of Capt Sam.
Benjamin Darling, the truth is: he was a well-respected man who lived in Phippsburg, Maine
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