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major critter

A term for an animal that is considered cute despite being dangerous to others and/or the environment.
Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
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Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.
When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.
by Impallallamballa March 9, 2019
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critter

a very cute critter
critter
by zawaiscute August 14, 2022
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critter snatch

A vagina with crabs
I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me
by Rowdope April 15, 2014
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010
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Critter

Critter

A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.
by jcghnn May 11, 2022
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Critter

crystal meth ,being spunout,on a good one,gettin it,on one,spun
Let's go to John's house ,he allways has some critter.......do you have any critter?......im high as fuck,that is some good critter.
by jublisstar June 16, 2018
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