critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

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critter bitch

bitching in a way only a creature is able to

“Josey was being a critter bitch yesterday”

by mr615 May 22, 2022

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A specific type of girl in engineering who look like 6th graders and fill their heads with math equations. They often merge into one crowd like a rat king. They are indistinguishable from one another. They all have the same personality.

Robert: Hey Nick! Let me send you my schedule for next semester!
Nick: Awesome possum Robert! Send it to me on Snapchat!
Robert: You have Snapchat?! You have no bitches though!
Nick: How am I supposed to find a girl when all the girls in my class are critters!!

by ErinGoo January 25, 2024

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critter

N. Any small computer periphery other than a mouse; frequently connected via a USB port.

He has so many critters attached to his computer I can't find the damned mouse!

by Pheaseant October 31, 2011

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crittering

being silly, mischievous, causing light trouble, tomfoolery

going to the beach with your friends at 4 am when it's closed they were crittering

by unibabi March 6, 2025

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Attic Critter

Someone or someone's, at your apartment,who gets in the attic above your unit and harasses you.. They can see everything you do and screams all God damn night to the early morning, to all the other people in the building... But when you go downstairs to fight them... They don't man-up!

Hey, who's that guy screaming through the walls.. Oh , that's just the attic Critter!

by B9ine November 1, 2022

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