crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023

critter snatch

A vagina with crabs

I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me

by Rowdope April 15, 2014

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

crittering

being weird and or creepy
example

she didn't even know him and she stalked his entire page she was crittering so hard

by unibabi March 6, 2025

Critter Jinx

When you try to shoot a critter in Buck Hunter and a doe crosses your path causing you to shoot the doe and forfeit your turn.

I can't get a perfect site in Buck Hunter because I have critter jinx.

by doctorSq1 January 2, 2011

Critter

A furry who acts like a wild animal and claims to have no gender

I cant go to public school without seeing critters shitting in litter boxes and pissing on people

by Thatsabruhmoment August 25, 2022

Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018