Critter: Used to describe someone who has been arrested no less than ten times for petty shit. Someone who is on a first name basis with local police and jail staff. A crackhead, meth-head and/or drug addict. It is rare that drugs are not involved but it does happen. Most often someone who is one step above being homeless. Also someone who will steal your stuff then lie to the cops. Has no more than 5-6 teeth and whose face looks like a coffee cake. Generally works odd job for no more than 2 months due to constant arrest. This is also a person who finds employment through various manual labor temp places like Rent-A-Drunk. Mostly found living with other critters. Usually drives a shitty beat up pickup or a sub-compact Toyota.
Hey dude, check out that guy over, is he walking our way?
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.
Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.
Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.
Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.
Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.
by Tronald John Drump October 17, 2021
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by OMEGALULL June 7, 2018
Get the Critter mug.(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.
Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.
by apt109 November 25, 2015
Get the crittered mug.A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.
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