snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.

"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"

by Ryan September 2, 2006

Cow Funk

Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.

The respectable equivalent of "Bow-chicka-wow-woww."

"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."

"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."

by Shapts August 27, 2009

Cow Cum

Often known as Milk, Cow Cum is used as a Substitute for boob cum.
Used mostly for breakfast and child growth.

mike: cow cum makes bones strong
bob: ok

by nice133742069 April 23, 2021

Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023

The Cow Cult

The Cow Cult (or TCC, not to be confused with True Crime Community) is the name of the collective fandom of popular Stan Twitter YouTuber, Mother Oxen. His channel is one of the fastest-growing channels in the history of YouTube, gaining over 0.00327 million subscribers in a little over a year. The Cow Cult is served more than 3,000 active and retired personnel from all branches of Stan Twitter. The community is named after Mother Oxen, a Barb who established the TCC community after interest from several "Perhaps" memes circling YouTube and Stan Twitter.

"I heard he's part of The Cow Cult."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Haha, no, I heard he worships alternative Cattleism like Skinny Cow or The Laughing Cow."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Chile, I'm pretty sure he's into Chickenism and Mother Hen."

by Cow Member June 16, 2021

Sparkle Cow

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Adam Lambert.

Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.

This crazy Sparkle Cow is freaking out because I said "Adam who"?

by Ragged September 6, 2013

cash cow

something whose sole purpose is to bring in money, and usually loads of it.

the speed traps set up by the cops are just another cash cow to fill city hall's coffers.

by bungalow bill May 8, 2004