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correctiveness

When a person uses the phrase " political correctiveness " in a sentence, trying to sound intelligent. When in fact, correctiveness is not a word at all.
Hey Bob, you should use more political correctiveness when speaking to Sally....
by MrsSnowflake December 30, 2010
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politically correct (conservative)

Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon.
politically correct (conservative)

Examples of conservative correctness:

frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I

french fries became freedom fries in 2003

David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights"

attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses

Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic

Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian"

Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic."

"Enhanced interrogation techniques"

"Homicide bombing"

Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians.

Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights"

Free speech zones

The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush

ward churchill getting blasted to high heavens for insulting innocent americans (although this was definitely justified)

The whole fox news "war on christmas" nonsense

Conservatives
are just as PC as liberals!
by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011
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Nick Corrado

One who contains lots of swag. Too much for others to handle at times. Nick Corrado's usually keep it swaggin with their Realtalks. Fuck with them and odds are they'll fuck with you. Stay swagged up just like Nick Corrado.
Man my swag is out the roof tonight, I'm like Nick Corrado, RealTalk
by Johnnie McSwagg Nuts October 17, 2011
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Cornrow Morning

A regrettable, public, yet hilarious (to some) night involving a large amount of alcohol. Often results in a trail of confusing clues to the toilet where you vomited last night.
I was so wasted last night, I can't remember what I did. Nikki told me I kicked Justin in the back and touched Cherchez's nose. Must be a cornrow morning!
by Noddle February 22, 2012
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Correctional Officeritis

Wanting to severely injur a retarded or disruptive person in society.
When off duty my correctional officeritis acts up around retarded college kids.
by Correctional Sergeant May 1, 2012
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Cornrod

Totaly square white boy resembling an extreamly large ear of corn big side up with arms and legs
Conrad is such a square, look at him with that white shirt, book bag, round wire rim glasses and to top it off he's so big he has no neck making him look like a Cornrod.
by Zyloony June 15, 2013
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Correctium

The synonym of «Very right» or «Very correct»
Is the answer to 2+2, 4?

«Yes, correctium»
by The not incorrectium March 27, 2022
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