conversation rapist

1. One who often enters an ongoing conversation or argument, saying nothing of value and often just repeating the stupidest/baseless/meaningless fucking thing they possibly can, usually also as loudly as possible.

2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.

1.Me: Dude, I'm serious, Chocolate ice cream is the best

Friend: Well, I dunno man...

Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.

2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!

Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.

3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.

Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?

Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.

by PleaseDon'tRapeMe June 24, 2011

Conversation Whore

A person who you are on a FaceTime call with and is busy texting someone else.

Ashley is being a real Conversation Whore

by Party Wolf August 21, 2018

conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

Conversion Therapy

Because nobody else actually gave a definition, opting instead to give their opinions, here's the definition I found on Wikipedia:
"Conversion therapy is the pseudoscientific practice of trying to change an individual's sexual orientation from homosexual or bisexual to heterosexual using psychological or spiritual interventions."

Conversion Therapy is indeed a form of brainwashing, but people should know the full definition, not just that it's bad.

by NothingBetterToDoToday March 13, 2019

Comment Conversation

On facebook, when you post a picture or your status and someone leaves a open ended comment, and then you reply with another open ended comment, and before you know it, it's 64 comments later you are NOT talking about the picture anymore and you and this person and going on and on about some random subject, making your conversation completely public and giving you millions of those little notification e-mails that are very annoying.

Person 1 - "OHMYGAWWD your picture is TOTALLY CA-UTE love you beotch LOLZ I miss you wanna chill this weekend or go to a movie xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo <3 *muah*"
Person 2 - "OMG hun, ily2 loooolz im totally down for a hang out or movie, when are you free? I'm free on friday and saturday."
Person 1 - "hm well lets TOTALLY hang friday, wanna invite other people. , TOTAL party tehe.who should we invite,where should we go, blah blah..."
Person 3 - "take this comment conversation to msn for christ sakes."

by Suesworth February 24, 2009

Conversation Train

A conversation that, unless you were already part of, will not allow other's to join in, as it has already left the conversation station. Created in 2007 at a highschool table used in a fix to exclude Josh from being part of a conversation.

Guy1: So i was like 'yeah sure why not'
Josh: What are you guys talkin about?
Guy2: Conversation train josh, you missed it.
Josh: You know what Benson? You're an ass.

by Colonel_TEE3 February 20, 2009

Jetpack conversation

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.

My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

by Trent H & Jared G (J-rod) October 14, 2016