Haig Convention

Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.
Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
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cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little
Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun
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Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
by Based papist December 25, 2023
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brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.
Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.
by RTBSTRD November 04, 2013
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Holy Faith Convent Gyal

They're mostly lesbians and ones who aren't either want a bullerman from Pres or with a CESEC man

Trust me don't trust 95% of those girls because you might horn with one.
Guy 1: She nice and red and is a Holy Faith Convent Gyal,Win.

Girl 1:My friend get drop from she for a girl.

Guy2: Yes,she left me for a girl.
by Convent gyal 123 November 21, 2023
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