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Based and Christpilled-convention

Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
by Based papist December 25, 2023
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The Geneva Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Geneva Convention
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011
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Springfield Convent

An all girls school where the most holy girls go. They love spending time on their knees.....praying.
Wow the girl is so bad at netball she must be from Springfield Convent.
by Poespoespoespoes August 10, 2020
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Cupcake Convention

A cupcake Convention is basically like a group of predators. The cupcake Is a reference to when EDP445 when he went to go get a cupcake. This joke was used by Ryth when a user on YouTube went to a "Genshin impact" concert. The thing is that A cupcake convention is a group of predators who likes a bunch of minors

Alternatively a cupcake convention would be a convention only for predators. Who likes things with girls in it. (Minecraft, Genshin impact, Honkai star rai: impact
Friend 1: bro I made some cupcakes today

Friend 2: Dude make sure the Cupcake Convention doesn't find out

Friend 3: ong bro
by Otto-and-asteroids May 15, 2024
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