Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.

Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Based and Christpilled-convention

Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.

Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.

by Based papist December 25, 2023

The Geneva Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Geneva Convention

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

hippy convention

When a group of hippies come together (sometimes for days) and dont take showers, tie-dye shirts, hold pointless conversations, and do nothing.

I went to a hippy convention with my friend Danielle, shes not use to showering and loves to hold pointless conversations.

by mjc2n8 December 3, 2011

Cupcake Convention

A cupcake Convention is basically like a group of predators. The cupcake Is a reference to when EDP445 when he went to go get a cupcake. This joke was used by Ryth when a user on YouTube went to a "Genshin impact" concert. The thing is that A cupcake convention is a group of predators who likes a bunch of minors

Alternatively a cupcake convention would be a convention only for predators. Who likes things with girls in it. (Minecraft, Genshin impact, Honkai star rai: impact

Friend 1: bro I made some cupcakes today

Friend 2: Dude make sure the Cupcake Convention doesn't find out

Friend 3: ong bro

by Otto-and-asteroids May 15, 2024