Coney Island Handshake

When you take a corndog, cut the wiener out of it, place the breading around an erect penis and proceed to masturbate yourself, or a companion, to climax

I hear Jacina gave Mark a coney island handshake under the bleachers yesterday

by CarnieBob December 16, 2021

Jomac Conty

A total dickwad. Usually someone who fingers his asshole with a bong. A vertically challenged person.

I hear he sucks dicks. He must be Jomac Conty.

by khatejomac'slover April 28, 2014

mary conley

One hot momma! She is always on point with her style. She is a Christ follower, and loves him with all her heart. She has a sweet family. And a cute little dog. She will always bring a smile to your face. She has a good protective sense like a mommy bird. Always have a Mary Conley as a best friend. And find a Mary Conley for you wife.

Mary Conley wifey material.

by Macym15 July 17, 2014

George Collyer

A George Collyer is by far a strange creature. A GC is easily scared yet scary themselves. With below average length legs, GC's can bend into in a creepy spider-like position and scuttle across the science plaza. They are good friends but their addiction to chicken nuggets barricades them from successfully completing escape rooms without cheating.

Erin: 'Did you see that George Collyer?'
Willycock: 'Yes, he scuttled across the hall with his chicken nuggets after failing to escape the room as he couldn't complete the first puzzle.'

by MyDadsCondomBroke May 13, 2020

Spot Conlon

A hottie played by Gabriel Damon

"Spot Conlon is hot"

by VinnieDelpinosWife January 30, 2022

Isaac Conlon

Isaac Conlon is a tall, slim boy. He’s shy, caring and always fun to be around. Not only does he have a great sense of humour but he will constantly put his full effort into making you feel better if you are down. Isaac Conlon is the boy destined to be with a beautiful, big beautiful blue eyed girl, who loves music and is always unintentionally comedic but enjoys seeing the grin on the faces of the people she makes laugh. Isaac Conlon is the individual that enjoys school for the learning aspect and for the social aspect; he has big plans for the future!

Guy #1: Whose that boy over there?
Guy #2: Oh that’s Isaac Conlon, he’s so cool!
Guy #3: He looks it!

by user628289292 March 30, 2022

ms conlee

ms conlee is a old crazy wobbly lady who most likely has a crush on ms nichols!! She misses oliver DEARLY and wishes he would come back. She is a math teacher at stem early high in NC. She needs to die.

I think ms conlee is walking a little extra wobbly today..

by itjdh April 10, 2023