When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.
Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.
by Soule187 June 18, 2008
by r2d2atemyhomework August 20, 2006
Sex move
The Columbus Dispatch:
1) get head from chick
2) make her deep throat
3) while balls deep call out "O-H"
4) she gargles back "I-O"
The Columbus Dispatch:
1) get head from chick
2) make her deep throat
3) while balls deep call out "O-H"
4) she gargles back "I-O"
by Tomdash March 28, 2014
friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.
by llio;p;lk September 06, 2006
Student 1: Can I drive to school today... with you in the car? Mother: Sure!! Let’s go. Student 1: (Enters the Carpool lane) Maybe I shouldn’t let this car merge... even though it’s the rule! - I think this is the perfect spot for me to get out! Even though there are teachers waving me on, and cars are stacked behind me!! At least I got to drive to school today and then switch seats in the car with my mom before I leave. What a great way to get the Columbus Academy community to hate me!!!
by Cooltree497 September 06, 2021
an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.
person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live
by Someone you’ll never meet August 31, 2020
by luna.red December 02, 2019