coconuts

Refers to a growing breed of Latinos who tend to dismiss their latino heritage and follow the Caucasian lifestyle.

All them damn coconuts from up north think we'll vote for their Repuplican asses just because their last name is latin.

by The Mexican May 13, 2005

Coconut Fever

Coconut Fever (Noun): 1. A condition, found only in mainland Americans, that causes a mainland American male or female to develop an intense infatuation with one or more Native Hawaiians of the opposite, or more infrequently, same sex.

Judging by your Myspace, Mike....you've got coconut fever.

by El Samurai July 29, 2008

coconut haze

potent ass marijuana, gets you fuckkked up. smells just like coconuts usually laced with pcp

damn this coconut haze got me trippin balls

by Brendan Pappeti January 26, 2010

Dirty Coconuts

The outcome of poor ass wiping skills resulting in shit on a man's balls.

"Kyle": Dude, I have shit on my balls!

"Steve": Dirty Coconuts!

by NK-1 April 20, 2007

gay coconut

a friend that is a coconut and sucks at everything

my friend Justin is a gay coconut

by Justin's friend March 14, 2019

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

by ..chels..arr.. May 5, 2005