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climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.
timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch
by danny_boi November 20, 2007
mugGet the climb bouldersmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Iowan Fiber Climb

You stick a stalk of corn up your ass while your significant other licks the butthole and eats the corn off of your ass while it is spinning
"My wife gave me a mean Iowan Fiber Climb last night"
by General Herpes July 19, 2025
mugGet the Iowan Fiber Climbmug.

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl
Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight
by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024
mugGet the Climbing a treemug.

climb the side of the wall

To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate
She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.
by Piri1 February 18, 2018
mugGet the climb the side of the wallmug.

Climbing that tree

When you go out, get wasted and have a good time, usually despite or against the odds
Dude I wasn’t so sure you’d want to come out with us but you ended up climbing that tree
by Sergeant Groove August 4, 2022
mugGet the Climbing that treemug.

Climbing Mt Everest

When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.
Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!
by Queer_Qenton August 2, 2016
mugGet the Climbing Mt Everestmug.

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