A common disease in the developing part of the world, affecting most employees in customer service. They treat you as if they were an expensive slut who only does her/his thing if she/he somehow depends on you and as if you were a lousy shepard in rags who smells of socks and rotten lard.
These boys and girls at the bank surely suffer from the classy bitch syndrome. I almost feel the urge to ask: How much do you want to do me right?
by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019
by somebodyyyyy June 27, 2008
A girl who lives, loves, and breathes diesel. If you steal ones heart, she will be the most loyal person ever. She's strong willed and hard headed and ain't afraid to get grease under her nails. Typically drives a badass diesel. Note: do not make fun of her truck. It will result in a chainsaw shoved up your ass.
"I am a classy diesel whore so don't talk shit about my truck or I'll get my chainsaw out and tear you a new one."
by DieselChick_DJIF June 11, 2014
when the down Syndrome kid is wearing a real fancy shirt and is trying extra hard not to shit his pants.
Down Syndrome kid at fancy place or something: AUSUHFHF
Parents: wow he hasn't shit his pants or made a retard noise in almost 4 minutes! He's a classy retard!
Parents: wow he hasn't shit his pants or made a retard noise in almost 4 minutes! He's a classy retard!
by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020
when the down Syndrome kid is wearing a real fancy shirt and is trying extra hard not to shit his pants.
Down Syndrome kid at fancy place or something: AUSUHFHF
Parents: wow he hasn't shit his pants or made a retard noise in almost 4 minutes! He's a classy retard!
Parents: wow he hasn't shit his pants or made a retard noise in almost 4 minutes! He's a classy retard!
by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020
by Werddd123 May 24, 2011
A small business, mainly sole-proprietorship "movement" that in protest and by parody operates using the same immoral, unproductive and underhanded techniques as the notoriously evil big business failures of the past (or even present, sadly). Especially those business practices leading to the economic collapse of 2008.
Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.
Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.
Owner of business: I am bummed
Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.
Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad
Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.
Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad
by Ben the life critic March 26, 2010