Every law, without exception, is an exact, color photograph of the behavior of the ruling class.

A radical, materialist maxim asserting that legal codes do not regulate the powerful; they codify and sanctify their existing conduct and interests. Laws against theft protect bourgeois property; complex tax codes legalize elite wealth optimization; regulatory capture turns corporate preference into statute. The law is a documentary snapshot of what the rulers already do, dressed in the garb of universal justice.

"Every law, without exception, is an exact, color photograph of the behavior of the ruling class." Example: A government passes a strict new "anti-piracy" law with severe penalties for downloading media. This "exact photograph" captures the behavior of the media conglomerate lobbyists who drafted it, seeking to criminalize consumer sharing that threatens their profit model, while their own history of exploiting artists remains perfectly legal.

by Nammugal February 5, 2026

Cass Attack

Doing a math problem that is meant to trick you in Mr. Cassidy's class

Here comes the Cass Attack

by ooofmaster69 April 1, 2020

I'm classy as fuck

An ironic saying to be used in situations when you do something very un-sophisticated or classy. Mainly used by women.

When you’re dressed in your finery with a alcoholic beverage in one hand, when you trip landing with your skirt over your head yet not a drop of your drink spilt. It is times like this as they contemplate the situation they are in and says out loud or in ones head....
I’m classy as fuck, I'm classy as fuck

by Laura432 November 9, 2008

classy ass bitch

when a bitch knows she's a bitch but still is classy and sassy. a classy ass bitch also doesn't give a fuck what you think and is gonna stay a classy ass bitch no matter what kind of shit hoes and man whores put her through.

person 1: god she's such a whore
person 2: dude shut up she's just a classy ass bitch that knows what she wants

by classy ass-bitch June 8, 2016

Cass Attack

A sneak attack math problem after kids think they get the material to get them overwhelmed . It's meant to challenge your minds and is very funny to say in Mr. Cassidy's math class. (he's the mastermind)

Uh oh, here comes the cass attack!

by ooofmaster69 April 1, 2020

Classy as Fuck

The type of person who drinks boxed wine all the time, especially straight into the mouth from the box....because wine's fucking classy.

Look at Meagan and Mer at the creek with that box of franzia! That's classy as fuck!

by SaiyanPrincess December 27, 2011

classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.

Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy

by Bouncybunny March 20, 2016