British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back

Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

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clapper bomb

A powerful slapshot from the point in hockey. Opposing defenseman don't want to block it, goalies can't see it.

Drago has the best clapper bomb of any d-man I've ever seen play. He beats the goalie on every shot he takes on the Power Play.

by backhandhockeyman14 March 18, 2015

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Ass clapper

When someone rips a giant fart and the shock waves result in a clapping sound as it smacks the cheeks

While sitting at the bar Will looked over at the boys and said he's got an absolute ass clapper brewing right now.

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Kayla Clapper

Absolute fucking comedian. Funniest person alive

Wow that girl is such a Kayla Clapper

by kkclap November 21, 2019

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A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.

Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper

by Jemima True January 26, 2021

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