Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly
by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025
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Get the Fast Clapper mug.McKenna, Tierney, Malia, and Jennas friend group. every time they see each other they find a Coochie and destroy it.
Example- friend ”did you see the coochie clappers today they looked so cool!”
You “I know they get all the coochie!!!”
You “I know they get all the coochie!!!”
by slutfotharry February 9, 2021
Get the Coochie clappers mug.The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.
Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.
by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016
Get the Californian clapper mug.A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.
Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.
Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.
Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.
Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.
Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?
Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper
Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper
by Jemima True January 26, 2021
Get the Thursday Clapper mug.When someone rips a giant fart and the shock waves result in a clapping sound as it smacks the cheeks
While sitting at the bar Will looked over at the boys and said he's got an absolute ass clapper brewing right now.
by MasterBlaster6548 March 2, 2022
Get the Ass clapper mug.Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.
Someone who claps turds.
Someone who claps turds.
by Alpha Fire Wolf September 17, 2023
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