Bitch Clamps

Vice-grip pliers

"Hey man, pass me those bitch clamps. I need to change the hoses on this washing machine."

by Trevor Lahey April 15, 2014

Clamps

what gets you absolutely locked up on locked up in a game of basketball

Dang every time I try to do something with the ball, this guy just clamps the absolute shit out of me.

by MikeHawkPhat January 21, 2022

Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.

I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.

“You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”

by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024

clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"

"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024

Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended the evening with frustration and a case of clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025