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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 05, 2024

clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"

"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

by litcrazymovie December 07, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty April 20, 2016

Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years

Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps

by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021

Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.

Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.

by The Real Elbo McGee August 23, 2022