Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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culinary circle jerk

When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.
I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.
by MarianneM February 24, 2017
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Circle Jerk

A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT
Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!
by Frankieboy226 January 09, 2024
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Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.
That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
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Circle Jerk

A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.
Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.
by Sunny6969 September 02, 2019
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Manychat community is a damn circle jerk trying hard to do marketing without a single sale.
by mastori September 07, 2018
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Circle jerk

A meeting of 3 or more boys gathered in a circle stroking each other off
Brookshire, Chance and Will had a circle jerk after baseball practice.
by Lil Asian X April 16, 2019
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