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chum oven

A particularly foul form of morning breath caused by dining on fish or seafood the night before and then not brushing one's teeth post meal.

Popularized by Pat from Achewood.
"I'd send the bitch packing if she came to bed with a chum oven like yours"
by Birru October 16, 2008
mugGet the chum ovenmug.

chum pussy

A menstrating scuba diver
It was the chum pussy that attracted the sharks.
mugGet the chum pussymug.

Chumming

A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)
"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."
by tylersnard May 16, 2009
mugGet the Chummingmug.

blew chum

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.
by bezel333 December 31, 2005
mugGet the blew chummug.

Chum cavern

When you fuck someone after you poop in the hole you fuck them in.
My boyfriend pooped in my pussy, then fucked me. It was the best chum cavern ever
by The r4p3r November 10, 2014
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pachewy chum

pachum pachum pachewychewychum pa.
by somebody March 6, 2005
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chum guzzler

Noun, one that jovially gargles jizz before swallowing it. Such people are usually slutty females that enjoy giving bops and have dad issues.
Dude, Kellie is totally a chum guzzler, she sucked me off and swallowed every day this week.
by JackBennington September 8, 2010
mugGet the chum guzzlermug.

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