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chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
by j5689 July 9, 2017
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Choppers rights

Whatever cunt chops the buds gets first cone
Choppers rights” yeah bro easy make it a fatty
by Hards September 22, 2018
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chopped

Jersey slang for someone who’s ugly af
Shawty’s chopped, tho
by jersey01 March 30, 2019
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Chopel

Chopel is a name for the most perfect of Human beings. Some say Chopel is the descendant of the higher kings born in the past, others believe he is the direct ancestor of Genghis Khan. But we all know he must have an intelligent mind and is bound to do something great.
Doesn't he look like he could be a Chopel? He's too perfect.
by God's Apostle November 12, 2019
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logic chopper

The expression works as its own antonym, so depending on the context it means:

1. To argue with a powerful logic.
2. To make confusing arguments, usually involving equivocation.
1. Man, you always convince me! You are such a logic chopper!

2. No, we won't take the umbrella to the game. Just because last year it rained it doesn't mean this year it will. Stop chopping logic. The weather forecast said clearly it won't rain today. Enough said.
by Bruno G January 1, 2013
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Pork Chopplers

Pork Chopplers is something you call your girlfriend. However, this does not mean she is a certified Pork chop. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Usually a Pork Chopplers is a dime piece female who loves her man and keeps him happy at all times by consistntly keeping his belly full and his balls empty.
I love my Pork Chopplers. She sucks me fucks me and feeds me!!!!
by Party Paul March 13, 2013
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Meat chopper

An extremely moist and muscular anus with the ability to "chop" your meat right off.
I got my dick stuck in his meat chopper last night... Shit just about ripped my dick off
by XTRMRISAFAN December 11, 2018
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