ass chatter

When one has gas that produces a series of short, loud farts.

The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me a bad case of the ass chatter.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

crotch critters

body crab

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing

by Mach 4 December 29, 2011

Critters

TOES!

Person 1: I WILL CUT OFF THEIR CRITTERS AND FEET IT TO THEM
Person 2: Critters ???
Person 1: *wiggles toes* critters

Person A: P U T Y O U R C R I T T E R S A W A Y
Person B: N O *SCREECHES*
God: Why did I make you

by AwkwardMandork October 10, 2018

Moon Critter

A person of African American descent who is looting during the evening hours and can only be spotted by the light of the moon.

My car was stolen last night and it looks like a group of moon critters are the culprit.

by bootyliciouss808 January 1, 2010

clitterfly kiss

When someone flutters his eyelashes on the other girls' clitoris.

guy 1: dude, how did you get to the climax so quickly?!
guy 2: oh, easy, i gave her a clitterfly kiss!

by kitteh123456 April 27, 2009

Mountain Critter

noun: someone who lives in west milford and lives on a hill. typically known to eat out of garbages and have one set of clothes. insest is common among them.

That mountain critter is devowering that roadkill.

by The Poles May 3, 2007

afk chatter

afk chatter

a person that you have as a friend in your msn/gmail chat list, whose status is always set to online, but they themselves are most often afk (away from keyboard)

gmail chat conversation:

person a) where's michael?

person b) i noticed michael's status is always set to online, but when i try chatting him, he is always afk... i will conclude he an afk chatter.

by Sexydimma January 26, 2012