Chipootle

The act of eating a meal at Chipotle.

"My coworker Tahmina and I just HAD to Chipootle today for lunch...we have been craving Chipotle all week!"

by Koenigr January 11, 2012

Chipotle

a)a tough looking chap.
b)a term describing the difficulty of a task i.e. "that's well chipotle that is!"

"my mate 'ad a chipotle job yesterday"
"'ees well chipotle, 'im"
"Mike's more chipotle than dan"

by Michael hall March 11, 2004

Chipotlaid

Occurs when lusting after, and consequently ordering and eating, a Chipotle burrito

Guy #1 - "Guy, it has been too long since I've had a burrito."
Guy #2 - "How long has it been, guy?"
Guy #1 - "Last time was right before Becky broke up with me."
Guy #2 - "Guy, that was six months ago! I'm going to make sure you get Chipotlaid TONIGHT. I'll hook you up."
*walk into Chipotle*

by Highschoolwasbestinthe80's June 17, 2015

Chipotle Full

The feeling of being full after eating at chipotle. It feels different than being full of any other food, it's similar to being slightly high with all the feeling in your stomach.

Dude, I am so chipotle full right now. It's awesome.

by partypoison667 April 8, 2011

Chipotle challenge

FOUR chipotle burritos, fully loaded.

30 minute time limit.

A (this varies) sub 6 minute mile after completing the eating part.
No vommiting allowed for 1 hour after the run is over.

Dude, you're insane for attempting the chipotle challenge. Who the hell manages that much food and then runs?

by CPTC Fool October 20, 2013

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019

chipotle

Used as a heads up to your friends when a hot guy is spotted. Usually an exclaimation for girls between the ages of 14-18.

MEGAN! CHIPOTLE AT YOUR 3 0'CLOCK!

by coxshorthbic August 3, 2010