chinese dick

Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.

Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's

5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's

6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.

by Doctor Paul Lennon October 17, 2010

Chinese Reversal

To go up to someone in child birth and punch the baby back inside.

The child was crowning, but then that asshole Chinese Reversal it back inside.

by tallywacker17 December 13, 2010

chinese oilwell

When your butthole is shooting out poo in liquid form.

Last night I went on a big beer drinking and buffalo wing eating binge. Now I'm gushing like a Chinese oilwell.

by george trowbridge November 14, 2006

chinese time

to arrive late thinking there's nothing wrong, its usually half an hour late.

Rob: look she's finally arrived...
Bob: yeah its called chinese time

by coolwheels November 13, 2005

Chinese Flipper

The embodiment of the vocalizations made by Asian women during sexual intercourse.

"Tanya" woke up everyone in the house with her Chinese Flippering

by karen pressley March 5, 2009

Chinese Padlock

The Chinese Padlock is when you wrap your dick around under you and stick it in your own ass

Dude, running the De-Alerting aff is pretty much giving yourself the Chinese Padlock

by mrfriend6969 August 21, 2009

chinese fingercuffs

euphanism for threesome sexual position in which the woman is entered from both ends. Coined by director Kevin Smith in "Chasing Amy".

That slut is insatialble, she is especially fond of fingercuffs.

by possesedjester April 21, 2003