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butty checkers

aight im go out and clap some butty checkers
by wolfy474 January 25, 2023
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Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.
I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.
by Kera Ott October 5, 2023
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checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night
by Satansbestie July 2, 2016
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Fact Checker

A person employed to keep facts in check by publishing declarations that the truth is false and that falsehoods are true.
The claim that Colonel Sanders stole his recipe is a completely fabricated falsehood. That's why the fact checkers at Snopes declared that the claim "alludes to a deeper truth".
by RealityGuide July 29, 2022
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Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered
"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"
by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016
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checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.
Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!
by QuacksO July 14, 2023
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checker box

Casey’s moms dildo box
Casey: guys get out of the room.
Them: what? Do you think we’ll find your moms checker box?
by Checker box May 7, 2018
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