carpe diem

How people back then said yolo

Grandparent When She Was A Child: Wanna go have a pie eating contest?

Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Hmm....
Grandparent When She Was A Child: Oh, come on. Carpe diem!

Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Oh, fine.

by Mechanical Bride January 12, 2016

Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.

I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.

by TUgirl18 November 7, 2010

Fishing for ass carp

When consenting couples engage in anal sex; the penis is pulled out of the ass and the ass is agape. The man then snorts up a luge and spits it in the agape ass and then tries to fish out the luge with his dick.

Dave was banging Jill's ass. Then Jill asked Dave to go fishing for ass carp. He hocked a luge in her ass and began fishing

by Go Balls Deep March 17, 2023

Got Dem Carps

Possessing an uncanny ability to bed the opposite sex, despite appearance, wealth, or social standing. Reasons for this range from the unknown to large amounts of cocaine.

Ol' Fred is ugly as shit but he gets all the ladies.

Aye, he got dem carps doe.

by DannyLongDong December 7, 2015

Carpe Beer Run

(phrase) One whom has thoroughly participated in the logistic, purchase, recovery of beer, and cracking of the first beer(s).

:"Are you drinking on a Monday?"

:"Yeah, Carpe Beer Run."

by Nastee, Thelonious MBA, PhD October 11, 2011

December 19: Carp Day

A day where everyone posts pictures of any type of carp that they can find

"It's Carp Day today! Time to post some Carp pics!"

"Don't forget Carp Day on December 19"

"Today is December 19: Carp Day"

by SpeedierGuide98 December 19, 2020

Carp

Someone who will borrow shit and not pay you back. They will try to bum anything money, cigs, your car.

Bob: hey darryl bum me a smoke?
Darryl: holy fuck bud this is the 5th cig you’ve bumped from me
Bob: sorry I don’t have money to buy my own
Darryl: your a dirty ass carp

by nobodys_mom October 27, 2019