Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."
"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"
"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"
"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
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The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
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Get the cracking on some jimmies mug.Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.
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Get the Cracking a Gong mug.A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
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