Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

Good-Cardboard

Acid (LSD)

Oi brah, you got any of that good-cardboard?

by Kwinten Burns February 8, 2019

Tasty Cardboard

Actual pizza. Crust, sauce and cheese. Tastes like cardboard and tastes tasty

Hey, can you buy some tasty cardboard? Large plain please

by Airwolfwastaken April 24, 2021

Cardboard Titties

A young woman lacking in the upper chest.

"Damn that girl got cardboard titties"

by Cardboard titties October 18, 2020

Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.

Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.

by AgentReaps January 25, 2023

triple cardboard

A way to describe something that flopped/failed to make any money. The reverse version of triple platinum.

“I’m proudly announcing Creator Clash 3!”
“What the fuck? Why did you do another one if the last one went triple cardboard?”

by waterpark37 April 29, 2025

Cardboard Slut

Someone who is completely obsessed with cardboard and uses it as much as humanly possible, even going to the lengths of stealing cardboard just to get more of it.

"Did you hear what Jennie did?"
"No, what did she do?"
"I heard she stole cardboard from her neighbor, what a Cardboard Slut."

by Leonardo da Bakugou May 17, 2020