cattleup

Rounding up a bunch of fat drunk chicks at the bar to have sex with.

Aight mang, is bout 3am, time to cattleup!

by notdavidtong July 24, 2017

Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.

Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.

by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019

Cattle cunts

A group of girls acting like followers. Girls with no originality.

Jen: let's take this party outside!
Jane and friends: not with mosquitos..." Girls of the flock wait for guidance sourly.
Jen: Fuck these cattle cunts, let them graze in the back!

by bunyfurr August 16, 2019

Cattle Cunt

A person that is being a giant asshole or overall cunt.

1. Shawn is such a cattle cunt, did he have to react in that manner towards Yauna?
2. You are a cattle cunt.

by BG101 February 21, 2020

Cattle

A annoying idiotic person who resembles a cow

Kacia Marshall is a cattle

by Cattlelover May 28, 2020

Caittle

A noun. A person named Caitlin, that is brittle.

My coworker, Caittle is so helpful!

by Brittle Grb June 11, 2020

cattleogue

A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.

Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.

by QuacksO October 25, 2020