two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011

candy cane child

a White Stripes crazy.

i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud

by tiny terror January 7, 2004

Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010

candy cane

a line of cocaine and the football shaped Xanax. All the fun, none of the fear.

Candy canes are used by those who have a sense of balance. (you know what that means)

by Johnnymad October 23, 2007

candy cane challenge

When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them

Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.

by HowLowBTieName December 13, 2019

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.

Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

by ballroomstyle August 3, 2009

Sugar Cane and Gumballs

The act of taking the penis and balls dipping them into Kool aid and then sticking them in any flavor of sugar you desire. then having your women suck on it so it is tasty for her.

His Sugar cane and Gumballs were delicous!!!!

by Erectial dysfunction April 24, 2010