Calvin Klein

A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.

Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!

by ChrisTheBoss May 21, 2022

Calvin Harris

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

by Rectangular Strawberry August 3, 2022

Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

Hot Calvin

A load of jiz cooled off then reheated in the microwave and thrown on a person's face.

I gave him a hot calvin as a favor for rewarding me with a Kentucky Klondike bar.

by Stains3 July 11, 2016

Neno calvin

neeny baby aka my man my man my man

real nigga out the nolia .

her: “you know neno calvin ? “
me: “ oh yea that’s my 3rd ward baby”

by neno1butlyss August 3, 2022

Calvin King

Knows all the dirty stuff. Good friend but will knows all the dirty stuff like ALL OF IT. Most likely gonna be a Porn star

Calvin: Calvin king is dirty and has a fever

by Reall dude February 19, 2019

calvin sutter

A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.

Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.

Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick

by Awesome man who fucked your mo January 7, 2018