by jesster79 April 2, 2018
Get the fixes the cablemug. A redneck who should be put in a boat and sent to Angola. He has a comedy routine exploring redneck stuff, such as flatulance and fat women in thong, as he puts it, "britches." He also says Git r Done.
by MC Otter September 5, 2004
Get the Larry the Cable Guymug. An unusually long skinny turd with one end that disappears into the drain of the toilet while the other end is clearly visible. Often used with the verb "lay" as in "laying some Trans Atlantic Cable." Also referred to as laying "TAC" for short.
Give me a second guys. I need to go lay some Trans Atlantic Cable. I hope there's some toilet paper left.
by UnclePercy April 7, 2014
Get the Trans Atlantic Cablemug. Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.
by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005
Get the Larry the Cable Guymug. When you shove your partner's iPhone into your partner's rectum, and then plug and unplug the charger cable to vibrate the phone and stimulate your partner's rectum.
John: yo I have yo girl a dirty lightning cable last night
Justin: what is that
John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing
Justin: what is that
John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing
by TransracialDoughBoy May 15, 2017
Get the Dirty Lightning Cablemug. A funny comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Blue Collar TV. Anyone who thinks the things he says arent funny should be shot.
by Joe C April 9, 2005
Get the Larry the Cable Guymug.