apple

You stupid motherfucker

You should know what a fucking apple is

Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday

Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*

Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*

by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017

Apple

That one company that pretends to innovate in the tech world, but in reality they make mediocre stuff and they pretend it's magic. Ya know, that one popular phone manufacturer

They also really excel at making their stuff harder to repair each year!

Amy: I just bought an Apple Iphone for the tenth year in a row because considering anything else would be too hard.

by The Palm June 11, 2020

apple

a real crispy bitch. cleepy even.

that dude is a total apple he gave me irreversible brain damage

by niftypeach September 29, 2020

Apples

Another word for breasts or tits.

People incorrectly replace this word for another fruit known as "melons".

Fuck you Aiden

Woah! She's got some cracking Apples!

by triaxis April 11, 2016

APPLE

A FRUIT NOT A VEGETABLE

ME: HEY GUY IS AN APPLE A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE

GUY: ITS A VEGETABLE

ME:*SAYS INTO MICROPHONE “TAKE THE SHOT, HE IS BAD”*
GUY:WHAT!?
GUY :*GETS SHOT*

by Hey I’m an apple a fruit March 15, 2019

apple

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone?
"from apple isn't it coo-"
slap

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Apple

1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple

2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked

1: Look at that bastard eating an apple

2: WAIT WRONG APPLE

by madame-shitbag November 12, 2020