Bulgarian Teapot

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina

we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025

Bulgarian Mooseknuckle

When someone takes a hot, steamy, and liquid shit on someone's mooseknuckle while it seeps through their pants.

Dude, my girl just gave me the NASTIEST Bulgarian Mooseknuckle last night. Shit made me mad yonky.

by luhkleekypissyonkycrosont October 15, 2024

bulgarian reacharound

Feeding a bull 50 viagra tablets and covering your self with bodily fluids of a cow.

I had a great bulgarian reacharound last night at the barn.

by 10101010100101010010101 January 29, 2025

Bulgarian Hogloaf

a Bulgarian delicacy, perhaps the best loaf of all time, be careful if you drink gravy with it, you might transfer to burping dad

“Yo Greg, did you eat all the Bulgarian hogloaf with the gravy?”

“Yes, it tasted quite exquisite”

“Crud, you might turn to burping dad”

by Bulgarian Greg May 24, 2024

BUlgarian bum wash

A wet rimjob by an old Bulgarian man

Hey guys last night I just got a Bulgarian bum wash

by Jackparker January 7, 2019

bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.

I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.

by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020

Bulgarian Burrito

A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.

“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”

by Lemmesee11930 June 20, 2025