Brayden 

A bitch, usually a name given to someone who will go no where in life, or take a meaningless job as someone's assistant. (Secretary, Physicians Assistant, Etc) A Brayden is usually not the brightest bulb in the Christmas Tree, and is often described as a "klutz". Brayden's are very accident prone, and complain about very light injurys, and sometimes take months off work for a headache. Brayden's often die alone, and are too ugly to be loved by anyone.

Jim: "Can you please hire me an assistant to do the meaningless work? Preferably a bitch"
Carl: "someone named Brayden applied"
Jim: "Perfect!"

Brayden by Jay crazle May 13, 2016

Brayden 

A guy who is a huge fuck boi although he isnt very attractive somehohow he has a magic spell and gets every girl. Who is hilarious and is very perverted. He is so kind but has a small dick but everyone loves him. He is extremely dumb but is very thoughtful.

Girl: that fuck boi brayden fucked me over again

Brayden by Brayden10 August 1, 2017

Brayden 

Brayden is one of the well known people who are often M3rkMus1c. Brayden loves roblox. Hes one of the first Youtubers to buy a Lamborghini. The reason he was able to buy this was b/c it was on sale at ToysRUs for very cheap. Brayden only plays Family Friendly games and despises Naughty games. Even though he plays CoD BO3. I guess thats b/c he also loves Supply Drops and Exojumps. All in all, Brayden is gay. Don't be a Brayden

Me: STOP OPENING FUCKING SUPPLY DROPS BRAYDEN!

Brayden: No, Opinions are for minions and swears are for squares

Brayden by M3RKV01T June 6, 2018

Brayden 

Brayden is a gay fat gay boy that will smash any girl in sight

OMG Brayden it hurts

Brayden by John brakes June 12, 2018

Brayden 

A really annoying cocky kid.He thinks he's good looking but isn't.Lies about others on internet to make himself look better.Alot of people don't like him.

Girl#1.ook at Brayden he's so ugly he should date Avery.
Girl#2.i know theyre both ugly.

Brayden by Ashton_Martin15 March 2, 2019

Brayden 

He is literally a pepperoni pizza

Brayden looks like a pepperoni pizza

Brayden by įæñ røbìñßœń May 26, 2018

brayden 

a fucking asshole who thinks hes hot but hes not. NOBODY LIKES HIM

ew i had to talk to brayden today

brayden by fuckofffffffff April 25, 2019