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Not A Boyfriend

Usually referred to as a NAB.
Pronounced: knob, as in doorknob

Def: the title you give the male you are in a relationship with after the dating stage, but prior to giving him the actual name of “boyfriend.” Usually this person will attend events, go to family functions and act in a boyfriendly manner but does not have the title.
Krista: So whats up with the new guy?
Jill: Oh, he is just a NAB (Not A Boyfriend).
Krista: what, not good enough?
Jill: He is just a little nerdy, I enjoy letting him buy me stuff but I don’t know if he will make it to the boyfriend stage.
by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009
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Boyfriend

A man? who thinks only because your currently together and in a relationship, you must be their private property. Someone who takes over your life and JUSTIFIES TORTURE IN THE NAME OF LOVE. Some you cook for, do laundry for, Screw, kiss ass for, get into bitchy fights with your best friends and parents for, give up the world for, give your soul up for, get battered and blue eyed for (sometimes), eventually to be called a paid SLUT.A guy who bunks work to check up on you at random times (for months). A guy who gives you the account statement for all the money he ever spent on you once you guys are on the verge of breaking up, especially when he was the one who vehemently insisted "you deserve every penny I could ever spend on you DARLING and I will never in my life regret this".

Someone who spends loads of cash on you.....only because you're currently living up to his definition of a slave, and the day you stop doing the bidding of....will call you a high-maintenance-whore he screwed for your bedroom skills ONLY.
Boyfriend-

When Sarah tells Ankur She's having drinks with friends on a sunday----

Ankur--"So, on a Sunday when I want to spend time with you( when Ankur works from home), you want to go see your friends? (people you haven't met in months) and on the one weekend that we have, you want me to cook( can't cook to save his life) for myself while you're out having fun and getting sloshed with your bitches(because he's figured out all your friends hate him and he personally can't handle more than 2 drinks AND he's socially retarded).
by Girl,Interrupted September 30, 2009
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Boyfriend

1 A species of people who would do anything to make you cry. will find a way to make you feel like you wanna die.

2 A species that cant use the word love correctly.

3 A species that doesnt care for anything except for themself's.
the girl was left heartbroken on to the floor crying because of her "boyfriend"
by Isaaa <3 October 17, 2009
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Boyfriend

Someone you don't have because you're simping over that one fictional character
why don't you have a boyfriend?
Cuz i'm in love with someone who doesn't exists and i'm ugly
by Dracoisdaddylol January 2, 2021
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Boyfriend

Something you will never have because you are simping way too much over 2D or anime characters...
Finally get it!
She will never have a boyfriend because she is in love with (any anime male)
by Shinyhinatax March 16, 2021
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boyfriends

boyfriends is so ass
by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022
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BoyFriend

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