Seasoned London Boater
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
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Get the Ballum and borter mug.a slang nick name for someone who roller blades normally in a derogatory way commonly directed from skateboarders to roller bladers
thats all it is has nothing to do how rollerbladers think they are hardcore cause they can go bigger on something attached to them requiring less skill
thats all it is has nothing to do how rollerbladers think they are hardcore cause they can go bigger on something attached to them requiring less skill
by HeYzUs December 28, 2005
Get the fruit booter mug.A stupid person, originally from Ireland now living in Boston. A Two-Boater is an Irishman who set sail for Boston but landed in Nova Scotia (or Newfoundland) and it took 10 years to realize the error, thus requiring a second boat trip to reach the final destination. In Boston hierarchy, there are "Lace Curtain" Irish (rich), "Shanty" Irish (working class), and "Two-Boaters" (morons, idiots, etc.).
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Get the Two-Boater mug.some one who runs around on shoes with wheels... thinkin they better than the skaters... but really just prancing around and dancing. this is not in cross refference with rollerblading. which is fun when you play street hockey.
any way, fruit booting is the word us skaters give inliners mainly to insult them, in return they call us "wood-pushers" which i'm sorry to say, isn't original at all. so there... "fruit booter"
and for the record it is easy, lame and most of all queer
any way, fruit booting is the word us skaters give inliners mainly to insult them, in return they call us "wood-pushers" which i'm sorry to say, isn't original at all. so there... "fruit booter"
and for the record it is easy, lame and most of all queer
Normal person- "what's the hardest part of fruit booting?"
Fruit Booter- "ooh man it's all about dem 360 soul grinds!!"
Normal person- "no. telling your dad that you're gay!"
Fruit Booter- "ooh man it's all about dem 360 soul grinds!!"
Normal person- "no. telling your dad that you're gay!"
by Cat_In_The_Hat September 2, 2007
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Get the booter mug.Someone who wishes they could skateboard but are too retarted so they put on roller skates and try to fit in with skateboarders.Unfortanately rollerblading is easy and is to gay to be done at a skatepark and should be done only in the middle of the interstate.
Man I wish these fruit booters would get out of the way and quit trying to do a 900 into a gayslide on a ledge.
by Dick M Harter September 19, 2006
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