blackbeard

placing your scrotum on a shoulder

man, that dude got blackbearded severly.....lets go try it

by 600 rexoR tnegA May 13, 2005

Blackbeard

The act of shitting in your hand, placing your penis on their shoulder like a bird, and smearing the feces on their face as if it were a beard.

"He was fast asleep. I could've blackbearded him so bad."

by Me February 18, 2004

BlackBerry Breakout

When a cluster of zits appears on your cheek from the grease on your BlackBerry.

Dude, I have the worst BlackBerry Breakout right now.

by Aladybrown January 12, 2009

blackbelt

The act of knocking someone or something out in order to rape them.

At first she put up a struggle but then I blackbelted her and it was all good from there.

by trendy April 3, 2008

blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

by billthecat December 23, 2009

blackberical

Being such in essence or effect via Blackberry, though not formally recognized or admitted.

()()() is Nikki's representation of a "blackberical" happy dance.

by Nikki HB April 25, 2011

blackberry masacre

when you phone your home girl and she doesant answer,you cum on over to her hood and cum on her face until she answers her fucking blackberry

Dawg,she just ate your poo while you were giving her a blackberry masacre

by Wade Buckthorp January 1, 2012